July 30, 2012

the perfect bikini body (apparently)

…you must have:

  • Cheryl Coles arms
  • Jessica Ennis’s stomach
  • Pippa Middleton’s bum
  • Kate Middleton’s legs
  • Michelle Keegan’s chest

I received this information in my inbox today from Littlewood’s who carried out a study to reveal what makes the perfect bikini body.

What’s interesting is this isn’t a man’s ideal of the bikini body, It”s based on interviews with 2,000 British women and interpreted by Littlewoods.com’s team of fashion experts.

Personally, I thought women would want smaller boobs (to defy men and also feel a bit more dainty), not want a macho toned stomach (I love Jessica Ennis but her abs frighten me), go for Victoria Beckham’s arms not Cheryl’s (VB has teeny arms!) and WHAT IS THE OBSESSION WITH PIPPA MIDDLETON’S BUM? she was wearing spanx on the day of the wedding! I’d rather Beyonces. Your thoughts?

Here’s the breakdown of all of it: (It frightens me how many reality TV stars appear in the lists).

2 Top five most desired celebrity legs

Kate Middleton (26%)

Jessica Ennis (15%)

Lisa Snowdon (14%)

Mollie King (12%)

Kate Moss (9%)

3 Top five most desired celebrity bottoms

Pippa Middleton (26%)

Lucy Mecklenburgh (16%)

Victoria Pendleton (11%)

Cheryl Cole (10.5%)

Imogen Thomas (8%)

Top five most desired celebrity arms

Cheryl Cole (18%)

Alesha Dixon (17%)

Michelle Keegan (15%)

Jessica Ennis (14%)

Millie Mackintosh (9%)

Top five most desired boobs

Michelle Keegan (31%)

Kelly Brook (22%)

Myleene Klass (15%)

Georgia Salpa (11%)

Sam Faiers (8%)

Top five most desired stomachs

At the top of her game and on target for an Olympic heptathalon medal, Jessica Ennis has already won gold in the appearance stakes, outdoing some of FHM’s sexiest women. Ennis has been acclaimed as having the sassiest stomach for swimwear, with 21% of the votes, more than Frankie Sandford (11%) and Michelle Keegan (9%) combined.

Jessica Ennis (21%)

Cheryl Cole (16%)

Keira Knightley (14%)

Frankie Sandford (11%)

Michelle Keegan (9%)

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