April 24, 2014

Facebook is like school, ew

You know when something RINGS SO TRUE you have to copy and paste it, and stick it on your blog in case you lose the page? YEAH, THAT.

Sometimes I go Medium to see what people are saying, because normally the intelligent posts rise to the front page. So I stumbled across Cliff Watson, who wrote the below – I feel like his brain is MY BRAIN:

The full article is HERE.

The Number One Reason Kids Don’t Need Facebook? They Literally Don’t Need Facebook.

“In a second, I’ll give you the most logical conclusion kids are ditching Facebook—one that none of the articles I read on the Great Teenage Facebook Exodus mentioned. And the evidence that supports the theory is right there in the Piper Jaffray survey. But first let’s define Facebook.

What is Facebook to most people over the age of 25? It’s a never-ending class reunion mixed with an eternal late-night dorm room gossip session mixed with a nightly check-in on what coworkers are doing after leaving the office. In other words, it’s a place where you go to keep tabs on your friends and acquaintances.

You know what kids call that? School.

For those of us out of school, Facebook is a place to see the accomplishments of our friends and acquaintances we’ve made over years and decades. We watch their lives: babies, job promotions, vacations, relationships, break-ups, new hair colors, ad nauseum.”

(SUMS UP WHY I LEFT : BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA BE BACK AT SCHOOL).

 

 

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